Saturday, November 29, 2008

Happens..



His colleague was typing something furiously on to his keyboard, but he was casually seated staring at the monitor and wondering what to do.

Typed in an address and checked his Orkut scraps for the 12th time in the past 30 minutes, no scraps. Colleague still typing on the keyboard
“Dude, what are you doing?” he asked his colleague

“105 dead in Mumbai man, I hate these militants”

“There are militants in Mumbai?”

“You don’t know? They have been there since yesterday night, didn’t check the news?”

“I don’t check the news, I don’t care as long as it’s not related to me and it’s never related to me”

“Still, it’s your country. You should know. You don’t have any relatives in Mumbai or maybe friends?”

“Nopes, am cool”

“How can you be cool? So many of your country’s people have died, so many army men, police force. How can you be cool?”

“Ok, tell me something, you’ve been regularly getting your updates about this from the internet and television right? How many lives has it saved? My point is reading this or getting regular updates of it won’t make any difference. You are here in a foreign country. Those who have to die will die. Reading about it will just spoil your mood; I would rather watch some cool videos on YouTube”

“No yaar, see you can always tell your friends or relatives in India so that then can get cautious”

“All my relatives are like you, they get updated”

“Your friends, do they get updated?”

“ Naaah, everybody is cool. None of them are in Mumbai so how does it matter. Yeah if there is something in Goa, lemme know my girlfriend stays there; she is not into news either maybe I could let her know.”

“Oh good, one more terrorist killed”

“You carry on dude, I am gonna go get a cup of coffee”

After the coffee was finished he glanced at his watch which displayed 5:30 pm. he picked his phone and called India. No Answer. He messaged instead

“Hey Sweetie, why no answer? Enjoying your birthday huh? Anyways buzz me when free.. Love you”

He came back to his seat. His colleague still glued to the computer.

“Dude, not going home?”

“I’ll go. You carry on. Buh Bye”

“Bye, take care. Oh and Good Luck for Mumbai Shootout”

The colleague smiled “Bye”

Oh his way back he tried the India number again, still no answer.
Just when he was about to unlock his door his phone started ringing, the screen displayed “Jaan Home”

“Heyy, whazzzup! Where have you…… Hello??”

“Hi”

“Hey dude! How are you? Where’s your sis?”

“She…. She is in the hospital”

“What?? How? Why? Kya hua? I talked to her this morning, tab she was fine”

“She had gone to Mumbai with her friends to celebrate her birthday, there were some terrorists attack there, so there was a stampede, she is very serious man”

“Oh Shit!! How’s Aunty? What do the doctors say?”

“They’re not saying anything; it was very difficult to get her in many casualties man. If only we knew, she left this morning after she talked to you, it was an instant plan”

“Damn!! You be with aunty man. I’ll call you back!”

He entered his house. Dropped himself on the bed and after half an hour he held the remote and put on NDTV listening to the news.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Good Day.. Bad Day

“You are stupid.”

“Why me, sir? I don’t decide what features go into what phone, its Nokia who decides”

“Then Nokia is stupid”

“Maybe, but then still your N76 cannot be equipped with GPS, Unless of course

……….”

The line gets disconnected

That’s how my day started, a customer shouting on top of his voice because Nokia decides not to put GPS in N76.

Now for those who aren’t aware, GPS is a system which tells you your position and guides you to any address or place you desire and ever since my company made me responsible to explain customers how to use it… it turns out that all of a sudden every customer who owns a GPS phone has forgotten all the roads… there are customers who come up to me and say

“My GPS not working… How I go office?”

Saaley, aise bol raha hai jaise bachpan se GPS ke sahaare hi zinda hai “Don’t worry Sir, I’ll get it checked”

The call happened at 8:30 in the morning and I had decided that it was going to be a bad day…

And then as if to strengthen my belief, my cell phone rings and it’s a unknown number which is displayed

“Hello”

“Hello, Is that Mr. Ashok Rahul?”

“Yes it is”

“Hello, I am calling from ***** courier, we have a package for you from ***** Bank”

Oh F***! They traced me down “Okay”

“So? Where and when should I deliver it?”

I answered the question, and was totally screwed in my mind… I had some amount to pay to a bank, before I left India… Oh God… well, the day is bad!!

Soon it was lunch break…. I reached home and the Tiffin service had already

delivered out lunch. I opened the Tiffin Prawn Curry, Rice and Pickle… Well, not everything in the day is bad!

After the lunch and some lazy TV watching, it was time to get to work again and as I entered the office, one of my colleagues informs me

“Hey Rahul, there is package for you”

I know… it’s the stupid package from the even more stupid bank… woooaah well...

Its not…

It turns out that it’s a box of chocolates...

“Who left it here?” I enquired

Nobody knew, but all my colleagues were staring at the box…

I opened it and distributed it after keeping two of them in my pocket, when one my colleagues points out... “Oye, there is a card in it”

It was a tiny small card which saidHI, JUST WANTED TO SAY VERY MANY THANKS FOR YOUR KIND HELP.

YOU’RE A STAR ….. DEBORAH




So, it was from a customer… but which one, I had no clue… so the day is not bad at all… turning out to be a good, day

Aaj se mai kasam khaata hun, sab customers ki achhi seva karunga… taaki sab mujhse khush ho… phir jab mere paas bahut saari chocolates ho jaayengi… to mai cards aur chocolates ki dukaan kholunga, un paison se mai ek poultry farm khareedunga… poultry farm mai kaai murgiyaan

TRRRING!! TRRRING!! TRRRING!!

That was my office extension which interrupted my thoughts… I answered andanother colleague informed me that he has collected a DHL courier for me…

Kya yaar! Saara mood kharaab kar diya!!

I avoided collecting the package till the end of my job hours and finally a friend got it for me.. with a wry smile I said “Thanks buddy”

I started opening the packet while thinking Hey Bhagwaan kyun? Kyun? Kyun? Kyun?

Yaaahoooooooooooo!!!

It was Rakhi sent to me by my Rakhi Sister in India… but somehow she had decided to send it via the bank…

Kasam Se… itni pyaari behan aur kissi ki nahi hogi!!

So the customer who gave chocolates made up for the customer who shouted and the bank was never an issue at all….

“Well…” I smiled at myself “…nothing bad in the day at all”

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Kissa ek Sorry ka!

India won an Olympics gold... and as Mr. Bachchan rightly puts on his blog "..nothing can top this news..".
A colleague of mine had come up to me in the morning and told me the news
"
Oye.. India ko gold mil gaya!"
"Sachhi?"

I asked and then confirmed myself on the internet if the news was true and no sooner was it confirmed that I changed my Orkut profile picture to the Olympics logo and the profile name as "Rahul..India got its 1st Olympics gold" and then I got a scrap on Orkut from one of my friends in Chandigarh

"Saade, Chandigarh da munda hai" and that was it I just went up to almost every colleague of mine and asked
"Oye, where are you from in India?"

"Bla Bla Bla"

"Well, I am from Chandigarh and so is the olympic gold winner for India"
And
walk out of the scene before they could reply...

It was probably the first time that I was happy about the fact that there is no one except me in the office who is from Chandigarh and even as I type I can't wait to see their expressions on their faces again... although am sure I will be getting fitting replies for my 'flaunts'


Oh but then the Olympics gold was not why I started to type... its just another bad habit of mine to get carried away and forget the original content

It was an incident that happened to me and one of my friends while we were in a bus,

Now it so happens that we both started discussing the topic of one of our commons friend's love affair, I was supporting the male and she was siding the female involved in the affair. It was something about Guys not expressing their love to girls as frequently as girls do. Now we both sat, debating and justifying our parts, and we had been doing that for almost 10 minutes now… and then all of a sudden…………

The uncle sitting in the front row turned back and said

"Do one thing
…ok?"
And he stopped. I had to ask him to continue using my eyes.. so my expression told him "Go On.."

He obeyed "Solve the problem... But not in the bus ok?"

I nodded as
he went on "Everybody is listening, so solve it in private ok?"
I wondered why he is using "ok" in every sentence

He did not stop "So... Don't solve it in the bus ok?"

I said "Sorry Uncle" and although I tried my best to look interested, but I was bored listening to "OK?" so I started thinking what would be going on in my friends mind and as if reading my mind "Uncle" shifted his eyes from me to her….

I did not; I was just looking at him
My friend probably did not give him "Oh I am interested" looks coz he looked at me again and then turned and faced away like he was sitting.

It was my friends turn to get angry now "Not his father's bus" she said. I displayed a gesture to her using my hands asking her to cool down

"Its not like we were shouting" she said again. She was right, we were not shouting, it was not even loud, as a matter of fact the volume was lower than what we usually talk at But then the "Uncle" did get disturbed and in turn had disturbed my friend.

All said and done, we got out of the bus and then she says loudly
"Had he said to me all those things I would have asked him to mind his own business"

"He might be under some kind of tension, give him the benefit of doubt"
I said
"Why take it out on us?" s
he asked
"Ok lets leave it,
Ho gaya na khatam? Chodo ab"

We reached my house where my two other friends supported her by saying that I shouldn't have apologized
"Ek sorry se kya farak pad gaya yaar.." I said

I don't know if I was wrong or right, but then this is the way I am, and this is how I would like to be forever!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

New Mission

I realize its been long since I have composed a post, but then it’s the shortage of time and matter I would hold responsible for this, and yes of course the shortage of a private computer has also been responsible to a certain extent, but then it’s a vow I have made to myself that has prevented me to get a laptop, I have vowed that if ever I own a laptop its gonna be an APPLE!!

With Apple releasing Mac Book Air (world’s thinnest laptop) the determination has kind of grown more strong, not more that 2 weeks back I called the Apple Center in Bahrain

Apple: Good Morning, Apple Customer Care.

Me: Hi, my name is Rahul and I am just curious that have you guys brought the Mac Book Air to Bahrain?

Apple: Yes sir, sure we do have it.

Me: Okay cool, and how much do you sell it for?

Apple: Eight hundred and sixteen Dinars sir.

Me: Pardon me, Eight hundred and Sixty?

Apple: Sixteen sir, ONE SIX.

Me: (damn, 44 Dinars less but still can’t buy it) Ok Thank you very much.

CUT!

Oh and according to the latest exchange rates available to me 816 Dinars would be somewhere around Rs 89760/-. Laptop toh khareed lunga lekin kapde tak bechne padenge.

Anyways coming back to the email, these days have got into a new thing to check over the internet except my Orkut Scrapbook and Gmail Inbox, that Amitji’s Blog at http://blogs.bigadda.com.

Its so wonderful to read it, it seems as if he is talking to you telling you everything what happened to him from the time he got up till he went to bed, stuff like, “….on my way back dropped into Ajay-Kajol’s place…” or “Ram Gopal Verma sends me an SMS that “Sarkar, people are saying Tashan is as bad as Aag, if Sholay achieved the benchmark of the most successful film, atleast I have achieved the benchmark of the biggest flop with Aag”

And all of a sudden after reading his blogs for a few days, felt like I should have an entry too… if Amitji can find time to do it, why cant I?

Ab now that I had the time and the office waala computer to do it, the only thing that was left out was the matter, which one of my Filipino friends called Grace gave me, now Grace, I know her coz she works in a shop very close to my place and me and D (my flatmate) often visited the shop initially to buy stuff, now to meet her. So yesterday when we went to meet her she said that she was about to close the shop and that if we could just walk her to her flat,

Duniya ke sabse velley bandey to hum hai hi, Chalo!!\

So as we were walking back to Grace’s flat there was a huge traffic jam and we had to get into one straight line so as to squeeze through the little space left on the sides of the roads by the vehicles, D was leading, Grace and then me, so I just happened to notice one of the car drivers staring at Grace, and then even the next one looked at her, so on…

We passed an Arab guy, he looked

An Arab guy again, he looked

An Indian, he looked

A Filipino, he looked too

Two Indians on the front seat and one on the back, all three looked

An Arab again, he looked

A Filipino girl, I looked.

And that’s when I realized ki kya unity hai yaar duniya bhar ke mardon mai!! Awesome!

But then thought about Grace, how would she be feeling when so many people are looking at her, how conscious does she have to be all the time, unlike me or D, jo ki bindaas ghoom saktey hai, and why only Grace, I am sure that Filipino girl in the car I looked at D must have looked at her too… Yucks its so gross!! I mean never thought of it that way,,, not like it harms them or something but I would feel very odd if all the people I pass through or all the people who pass through me stare at me.

But then on a second thought, what can I do about it, except type this all in a blog or an email and send it to my friends, or stop staring at girls myself, I mean ok if I look at her by chance, but then turn your eyes away, yeah am gonna do that, I am not gonna stare at ladies from now on, not that I mean I am gonna stare at gents… No!!! but then maybe it does not make a difference but that’s the best I can do. Yesterday, I made a promise to myself, full respect to ladies, not only in words but also in the acts.

Grace ka apartment aa gaya aur woh chali gayi. Now me and D started coming back home, and I told him about my whole conscious thing, the whole MISSION STOP STARING!... when D says “abbe wod chod tu right mai dekh jaldi”

We both stared.

Damn!! I broke my promise. I know its gonna be really really hard!!! But atleast there will be a genuine effort!

Aaaaaammmm… baaki kuch nahi. And I am gonna end my post like Amitji usually does in his blog

Love and lots more,

Rahul

Friday, April 4, 2008

Love

Love... is supposed to be a good thing right? Then why does it do this to people, makes them all aggressive and possesive and what not... if its a good thing its supposed to do only good or else its not such a good thing... we have boyfriends all around going around bashing and punching people because they love their girl, we have girlfriends around us crying and wailing because their boyfriends cancelled their calls or plans.. duh!!! truly speaking I am tired of listening to all this... I am tired of giving people advices of what to do and what not.. the only thing one can do if he or she truly loves is give them space, let them be. I don't know good or bad... but then I am happy coz I am away from this thing and I don't plan to get into this, Why change a formula that works? After all being happy is what everybody wants in life .. and in pursuit of being happy people wander so much, go to such great extents that they forget that the purpose was happiness...
Ok, he didn't call Big deal.. he'll call tomorrow and if he doesn't why don't you call. Fine she went with one of her male friends to the mall, they didn't get married, she didn't leave you, why are you mad?
Its all because of expectations and this post is all because my "friends" ruined my off day coz their partners did something what they thought was not justified.
a telephone conversation I had with my friend last night was something like this

"Rahul, he is not answering my calls, what could be wrong?"
"Its 2 am yaar, he could be sleeping"
"You answered"
"But then I don't think he is watching Alien vs Predator 2 on his computer"
"I want to cry Rahul... he always does this to me"
Now I know why he is not picking your calls "Arre, dont worry man, I am sure there is a logical explanation to it....."