The Lie!

¨Again, Again? You lied to me again?¨

¨Well, technically its not much of a lie you see, I might have exaggerated some stuff¨

¨You told me that you met with an accident, while really you just cut yourself while shaving¨

¨Good point! You win, I loose but, at least you came to meet me¨

¨Good point? I don´t see the whole point of you lying to me when you know that I always find out as soon as I see your face¨

¨Ahaaaa! Well thats not entirely true, you only catch me when I want you to catch me.¨

¨Bullshit! And why would you want to lie and then get caught on purpose?¨

¨We are guys! We do that stuff all the time, mostly to make you believe that we cant lie to you¨

¨What crap! I bet you cant lie to me and not get caught¨

¨I soooo can!¨

¨No you can´t¨

¨Yes I can¨

¨No you can´t¨

¨Yes I can¨

¨NO YOU CANNOT!¨

¨Wooooah! Relax, Okay I cant¨

¨Thats right¨

¨See, right there I just lied to you and you totally believed it.¨

¨That does not count because it was not a lie¨

¨Ok cool! Here is the deal, I will tell you one and only one lie in the next 7 days, when am done I will tell you that I have lied to you and I´ll give you some time to catch the lie, if you do you win, or else I win¨

¨What??? Thats not even a deal... how much time?¨

¨How much do you want?¨

¨How about 1 day after you have told me that you have lied to me¨

¨How about 1 year!! And you still wont be able to catch it¨

¨Ha! What does the winner get?¨

¨If you are not able to catch me in one year, You have to marry me!¨

¨Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt???¨

¨Why? Arent you confident??¨

¨Ok! What if I loose??¨

¨Ok... aaaaamm, well that I have to marry you!¨

¨Shut up!¨

¨Ok what do you want, it can be anything¨

¨I will tell you when I win! But you cant back out then!¨

¨I won´t, I promise!¨

¨Cool! So today is November 8th 2011, you lie to me in the next 7 days, starting tomorrow, your seven days end on November 15th 2011.¨

¨So by the November 14th 2012, Children's day! You arent able to catch the lie, we get married.¨

¨Trust me! It won´t go that far, coz am gonna keep a diary and make a note of everything you say to me in the next 7 days¨

¨Do whatever babe! Happy Marriage!¨

¨Show Off!¨

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(4 days later)

¨You know you can stop making those diary entries after today¨

¨And why would I do that?¨

¨because I have lied to you already¨

¨You did??¨

¨So, lemme give you the 3 extra days as a bonus, I dont wanna calculate days again, morover Children's day seems kinda nice¨

¨I´ll catch it!¨

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(Children's Day 2012)

¨5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Tadaaaa!! Say hello to the winner¨

¨Am sure you´ve cheated! You didn´t lie! Everything in the diary is the truth¨

¨Maybe you weren´t reading properly!¨

¨You mean the lie is mentioned in my diary and I have not missed writing it?¨

¨Its right there in the diary, last page, last line¨

She opened the diary real quick, read the line with tears in her eyes and mumbled softly the lie which had got them together, it read

Today he told me that he had lied to me.

¨Am sorry that you lost!¨

¨It doesn´t matter, I would´ve asked for the same thing!¨

¨Liar!!¨